My mummy found out about this test and she thought it would be fun if I took it.
Test 1: Accepting a friendly stranger – I’d eat them alive if I could! Just ask the neighbour when he came to deliver some wood. He had to take refuge in his car until Daddy could tie me up.
Test 2: Sitting politely for petting – Sit, polite…me?
Test 3: Appearance and grooming – I’m handsome enough as it is without any of that poncy stuff although I do like to be brushed. I like to drop lots of snowy white fur on the carpet.
Test 4: Out for a walk (walking on a loose lead) – I don’t need a lead to go for a walk. I don’t walk anyway; I romp in my play paddock.
Test 5: Walking through a crowd – I was beautifully behaved when I went to a wedding this year and I was so good at the Collegiate rugby as long as I am given the attention that I crave and deserve.
Test 6: Sit and down on command and Staying in place – only if a nice juicy scrap off the dinner table is involved.
Test 7: Coming when called – Ha, ha, ha…I am falling over with the silliness of that suggestion.
Test 8: Reaction to another dog – Ask Farmer Rae’s dogs.
Test 9: Reaction to distraction – Life is one big distraction.
Test 10: Supervised separation – Is that when daddy and my brother go to the woolshed and don’t let me come? I don’t like that and tell them and the whole valley so. Or when Nellie wiggles under the fence and I have to sit at the fence and make little pathetic noises because I can’t join her.
Here is a link to the test: http://www.daneworld.com/Nov09-TEXT-AKC-CGCProgram.htm