Greeting loyal readers. Mummy has been naughty again. But, firstly let Me and Nellie take you back a few days.
Me and Nellie heard mummy telling daddy that she found some old, store brought sausages in the freezer and she thought it would be a good idea to feed them to the chickens. Did you hear that, fellow maremmas, feeding perfectly good sausages to them pesky chickens. THAT IS NOT FAIR!! What about Me and Nellie? Mummy went on to tell daddy that she did not want to feed them to US, because Nellie is still on her diet, to stop her becoming a whale and it would not be fair. Who cares about fair when there are the promise of tasty sausages. Me and Nellie were not happy. Mummy chopped the sausages up and put them into the chicken scraps bowl. As you can well imagine Me and Nellie were most attentive when she went out to give the chickens their evening feed.
Mummy went to turn the hose on to give the chicken some fresh water. She turned her back on Me and Nellie for seconds and when she turned around, there was Me in the chicken run, such was my determination to get some of what rightly belong to Me and Nellie . Needless to say mummy was very annoyed. She said some very naughty words towards Me. Hang on a minute. It is not Me who has been naughty. It was mummy for giving our food to those pesky chickens.
Mummy says she will have to get daddy to repair the hole in the chicken wire, when he gets home. She was not very happy with Me for some reason. Said I was a bad maremma. Love Nellie and Jasper. It is almost time for our evening dinner and We must prepare ourselves for it.