Greeting loyal readers and fellow maremmas. Now, as you all know Me and Nellie like to bark. In fact We are very good at it. We have lots of practise doing it. Why just this morning Me and Nellie and the neighbour’s dogs decided to have a lovely bark-a-thon. Just the four of Us. For some reason our family did not appreciate all our efforts. They said because it was a Saturday morning they wanted to have something called a “lie in”. Whatever that it. Brother got so annoyed with Us that he got out of bed at 7 am (unheard of for a teenage boy) to tell Us off. Then he let Me and Nellie inside and what did We did. We made a bee-line straight to our mummy’s bedroom. After all We wanted to see our mummy. For some reason they did not appreciate Me leaping on the bed. Said something about being a bad dog and to get off the bed, if I knew what was good for Me. Can’t understand why they did not want to see Me and Nellie. After all who doesn’t want a 45 kg maremma on their bed so early in the morning? Love Nellie and Jasper, the two bestest maremmas in all the land.