Greeting loyal readers and fellow maremmas. Now as you all know Me and Nellie are the bestest maremmas in all the land. We can do no wrong. We are perfection personified. Goodness oozes from every paw. We are incapable of badness, so imagine mummy’s surprise when this morning We might have been a little naughty.
While mummy was cleaning the kitchen floor, Me and Nellie took it upon ourselves to take a morning constitutional walk down to Farmer Rae’s orchard. We haven’t been there for ages and We thought it might be nice to have a wander down there to see what We could see. It was only when mummy went to tie us up, so she could go for a swim that she realised that Me and Nellie were not about. She searched high and low for Us but to no avail. She went around all the places she thought We could be. All there was, was silence. Now as you all know, there is never silence when there are maremmas around. She wondered where We were. Eventually, she found Us. We were far, far away down in Farmer Rae’s kiwifruit orchard. For some reason she was not pleased with Me and Nellie. Yelled at Us. Said We were bad maremmas and We should be getting home, pronto. As it was threatening to rain and Me and Nellie were getting thirsty, We thought it might be a good idea to come home with Mummy. Needless to say she was not very pleased with Us. How can that be. After all, Me and Nellie are the bestest maremmas in all the land.