FAQ For Dogs

Jasper and NellieMummy found this on the internet.  Me and Nellie do not know much about this internet place, but mummy says you can spend hours wasting time on it. Not that any of these questions could possibly apply to the two bestest maremmas in all the land.

 

1. Who’s a good boy?

2. Who’s got a fluffy tail?

3. What’s in your tail?

4. What do you have?

5. What’s in your mouth?

6. Where did you get that?

7. Where is the rest of that?

8. Where’s your mom?

http://www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/faq-for-dogs

Off Me and Nellie go.  We have heard rumours that We will be expecting guests for Easter.  Me and Nellie love having people to stay.  It is fitting and proper that they give Us the love and attention that We so richly deserve.  Not to mention lots of tasty treats.

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12 Responses to FAQ For Dogs

  1. I cracked up laughing at “What’s in your mouth?” That’s said A LOT around here! DakotasDen

  2. memadtwo says:

    Oh how I have missed you and your lovely Selves.

  3. Yes, what’s in my mouth is a big issue for Mama. I got something bad in my mouth last week. She got it out so fast my head was spinning……..,

  4. Cupcake says:

    Mom has frequently asked me many of those questions. Also – Why are you so pretty? and Why are you so thickheaded?

    Love and licks,
    Cupcake

  5. Har, har, har, we all hear those questions! Except for the last one, Mom replaces it with, “Get back here, NOW!”

  6. Enjoy your Easter visitors! Happy Wednesday

  7. Have a great easter time… and I’m sure all your visitor have gifts for the bestest maremmas in all the land!

  8. Two French Bulldogs says:

    So funny and so true
    Snorts,
    Lily & Edward

  9. Kismet says:

    Food? Did someone mention treats? It;s a long way but I’ll fly right over.

  10. Where is the rest of that happens to be a common question around here.

  11. Cathy Armato says:

    I’m sure you will be the perfect hosts! Happy Easter!
    Love & biscuits,
    Dogs Luv Us and We Luv Them

  12. Earl Lover says:

    That’s very true!

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